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the Chavometer
the Chavometer
It has come to one's attention that being a chav is now an important part of daily life for many Brits. It is no longer only I that likes to flash ones bling in public, and even ones own grandson Harry has become known as a royal chav. A well known chav recently said "Ask not what YOU can do for Britain, but what YOU can nick from it." It cannot go on. From Queen to country, I ask you to tie those shoelaces, buy a belt and learn some manners!
The Chavometer is the Official* UK Chav Test, developed by Dr Phil Indergap for the government’s Department for the Understanding of Moronic Behaviour (D.U.M.B). Its aim is to help understand, identify and therefore deal with chavs in our society.
The test uses an advanced algorithm to weed out chavs based not on their social class, wealth, vocation or education, but on their desire to display behaviour that makes chimpanzees look like Oxford Professors. In a society where Darwin’s theory of natural selection no longer applies, Her Majesty’s government is taking steps to stop this national epidemic before it goes septic.
To this end, any respondents scoring more than 75% on the Chavometer will be added to a government watch list, rounded up and forced to prove the existence of their living brain cells in a court of law.
