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The average Brit scores 62% on
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He's a lovely little bear

Paddington

1%
Yes, maam.  You are indeed perfect.

The Queen

0%
Let's be honest, he's no James May

Clarkson

65%
Way too good at pretending to be a chav

Lilly Allen

78%

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The Queen

A message from Her Majesty the Queen

It has come to one's attention that being a chav is now an important part of daily life for many Brits. It is no longer only I that likes to flash ones bling in public, and even ones own grandson Harry has become known as a royal chav. A well known chav recently said "Ask not what YOU can do for Britain, but what YOU can nick from it." It cannot go on. From Queen to country, I ask you to tie those shoelaces, buy a belt and learn some manners!

Bob the Builder