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The average Brit scores 62% on
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Way too good at pretending to be a chav

Lilly Allen

78%
His name, is Michael Caine

Michael Caine

27%
Well how do you think he got there?

The PM

56%
Purveyor of the finest cheap tut!

Lord Sugar

58%

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The Queen

A message from Her Majesty the Queen

It has come to one's attention that being a chav is now an important part of daily life for many Brits. It is no longer only I that likes to flash ones bling in public, and even ones own grandson Harry has become known as a royal chav. A well known chav recently said "Ask not what YOU can do for Britain, but what YOU can nick from it." It cannot go on. From Queen to country, I ask you to tie those shoelaces, buy a belt and learn some manners!

Alan Carr